Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? Q: What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Q: What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? A: A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
Q: What do you call a Guy who Masterbates more than twice a day?
A: Because if they all went, it would be called hell. For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember...